Apple CEO Tim Cook Puts the ‘Man’ In Pok茅mon

By Kim Lachance Shandrow | Jul 27, 2016
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Pok茅mon. How would you like to hear Tim Cook cluck that tricky tongue twister twice fast, in his trademark southern drawl? We sure would, now that the world knows he says Pok茅mon “.” As in completely wrong.

Here’s a tip, Cook: Pok茅mon is pronounced purely phonetically. There is no “man” in Pok茅mon. I know — I checked with my 15 year old, and, oh, my 13 year old and 11 year old. Repeat after me: Poh-kay-mon, OK, mon?

The 55-year-old Apple chief executive, who incidentally also dances like a dad, butchered the word “Pok茅mon” (and had the audacity to even pluralize it) during an Apple earnings call yesterday. He made the oops while raving about the global augmented reality sensation.

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And now everyone and their brother won’t let him forget it, including the newshounds at , who dutifully posted the “” evidence of Cook’s now-famous faux pas on SoundCloud, because JOURNALISM.

You bet your Jigglypuff we’d be talking up Pok茅mon Go, too — and maybe even garbling its name because of the sheer excitement of it all — if it could potentially make our company in a couple of years.

But for now we’ll ignore that we don’t earn $2 million in base salary, plus $8 million in cash incentives. No, we’ll distract ourselves by perusing people’s touching reactions to Cook’s wee verbal slip-up.

Jeez, is up for scrutiny, right down to the syllable. Comes with the territory, or does it?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Pok茅mon. How would you like to hear Tim Cook cluck that tricky tongue twister twice fast, in his trademark southern drawl? We sure would, now that the world knows he says Pok茅mon “.” As in completely wrong.

Here’s a tip, Cook: Pok茅mon is pronounced purely phonetically. There is no “man” in Pok茅mon. I know — I checked with my 15 year old, and, oh, my 13 year old and 11 year old. Repeat after me: Poh-kay-mon, OK, mon?

The 55-year-old Apple chief executive, who incidentally also dances like a dad, butchered the word “Pok茅mon” (and had the audacity to even pluralize it) during an Apple earnings call yesterday. He made the oops while raving about the global augmented reality sensation.

Kim Lachance Shandrow Former West Coast Editor

Kim Lachance Shandrow is the former West Coast editor at 91成人.com. Previously, she was a... Read more
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