National Lampoon Said This Store Had the ‘Worst Name’ for a Business. Here’s How to Create a Sign Customers Won’t Forget.

Your store sign is the first thing your customers see. So what makes a great one? We asked some of America鈥檚 Favorite Mom & Pop Shops庐 to explain theirs.

By Frances Dodds | Sep 22, 2026

This story appears in the September 2026 issue of 91成人.

A store sign is the face of your business, greeting customers the way a person greets friends and strangers. The minute a customer spots your sign, they make conscious and subconscious assessments about your business. Can they expect your business to be rugged and earthy, or clean and modern? Is it no frills, timeless and old-fashioned, or off-beat and funky? Whatever “sign language” you’re speaking, it’s sure to make an impact.

Here, nine of the local businesses on our America’s Favorite Mom & Pop list share the thinking behind their signs.


1. Plants with soul.

鈥淚n the spirit of rasquachismo [or, 鈥榤aking the most from the least鈥橾, nothing is wasted and everything has soul. Our original sign was hand-painted by a young, local female artist, so it鈥檚 a true L.A. artifact. We鈥檝e evolved it over the years, sometimes letting the ghost of the old sign shine through. Because in L.A., signs aren鈥檛 just signs. They鈥檙e history, art, and resistance.鈥 鈥 Owner Andi Xoch, , Los Angeles, California

Image Credit: Courtesy of Latinx with Plants


2. Stark sandwiches.

鈥淥ur building is a small, white brick shop with black accents. We chose a simple sign with clean lines because we wanted the storefront to feel clean, welcoming, and approachable. We also made sure the sign glowed at night, because I loved the idea of someone driving by, seeing it lit up, and thinking, I have to check that place out.鈥 鈥 Co-Owner Staci Puleo, , Verona, New Jersey

Image Credit: Courtesy of Staci’s Sandwich Joint


3. Mortality calls.

鈥淲e鈥檙e an antiques store, so our sign is very descriptive of what we sell: dead people鈥檚 stuff, architectural antiques
and design. The logo is inspired by the Mexican tradition, with the skull for Day of the Dead. And the butterfly represents rebirth and new life.鈥 鈥 Owners Curran and Marymar Fudge, , Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Image Credit: Courtesy of Dead People’s Stuff


4. Leather with history.

鈥淥ur sign reflects exactly who we are: simple, timeless, and authentic. Our crossed-swords logo, which we鈥檝e had for nearly 40 years, quietly welcomes people to a place where things are still made by hand. Our workshop and store sit in a small town, and our sign is meant to blend into that landscape rather than compete with it.鈥 鈥 Owner Garry A. Littleton, , Lynnville, Tennessee

Image Credit: Courtesy of Colonel Littleton


6. Historic rebrand.

鈥淲hen I took over, it was the Hublersburg Hotel and Family Tavern, and it had a reputation as a dive bar. So the change to Hublersburg Inn was an effort to rebrand as a respected dining destination. I updated our sign while keeping the federal style, and added 鈥楽pirited American Cuisine.鈥 It鈥檚 a play on words since we serve upscale American food and the Inn is definitely haunted!鈥 鈥 Owner Andi Heidt, , Hublersburg, Pennsylvania 

Image Credit: Courtesy of Hublersburg Inn


7. Memorably weird.

鈥淭he first thing people usually notice is the name. Long ago, National Lampoon magazine singled the store out for having the worst name for a business. Be that as it may, it鈥檚 a name people don鈥檛 forget. The vibe of our sign is vintage curiosity. We had a sign-maker do it by hand many years ago, and have had it refreshed, but kept it exactly the same. Fans of the store are often seen taking selfies in front of the sign!鈥 鈥 Owners Stephanie and
Aaron Meyerring, ,
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Image Credit: Courtesy of Electric Fetus


8. Magical sparkle.

鈥淲e updated our craft shop鈥檚 logo three years ago, when we moved to a new location. We wanted it to feel whimsical, creative, and kick-ass, and we wanted a big side of magical. It鈥檚 why we added as much literal sparkle as possible.鈥 鈥 Owner Ashley Morken, , Fargo, North Dakota 

Image Credit: Courtesy of Unglued


9. Old name, reimagined.

鈥淲e inherited the name Gadzooks, so the challenge was to honor the 34-year history of the business while refreshing it. We chose a font that denoted 鈥榦pen and friendly,鈥 with a high, thin sans-serif for sophistication. We kept the 鈥榞鈥 lower case for less formality and used American Typewriter for 鈥榮alon鈥 because it鈥檚 old-school and trustworthy.鈥 鈥 Owners Kim and Scott Myles, ,
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Image Credit: Courtesy of Gadzooks Salon

A store sign is the face of your business, greeting customers the way a person greets friends and strangers. The minute a customer spots your sign, they make conscious and subconscious assessments about your business. Can they expect your business to be rugged and earthy, or clean and modern? Is it no frills, timeless and old-fashioned, or off-beat and funky? Whatever “sign language” you’re speaking, it’s sure to make an impact.

Here, nine of the local businesses on our America’s Favorite Mom & Pop list share the thinking behind their signs.


1. Plants with soul.

鈥淚n the spirit of rasquachismo [or, 鈥榤aking the most from the least鈥橾, nothing is wasted and everything has soul. Our original sign was hand-painted by a young, local female artist, so it鈥檚 a true L.A. artifact. We鈥檝e evolved it over the years, sometimes letting the ghost of the old sign shine through. Because in L.A., signs aren鈥檛 just signs. They鈥檙e history, art, and resistance.鈥 鈥 Owner Andi Xoch, , Los Angeles, California

Image Credit: Courtesy of Latinx with Plants


2. Stark sandwiches.

鈥淥ur building is a small, white brick shop with black accents. We chose a simple sign with clean lines because we wanted the storefront to feel clean, welcoming, and approachable. We also made sure the sign glowed at night, because I loved the idea of someone driving by, seeing it lit up, and thinking, I have to check that place out.鈥 鈥 Co-Owner Staci Puleo, , Verona, New Jersey

Image Credit: Courtesy of Staci’s Sandwich Joint


3. Mortality calls.

鈥淲e鈥檙e an antiques store, so our sign is very descriptive of what we sell: dead people鈥檚 stuff, architectural antiques
and design. The logo is inspired by the Mexican tradition, with the skull for Day of the Dead. And the butterfly represents rebirth and new life.鈥 鈥 Owners Curran and Marymar Fudge, , Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Image Credit: Courtesy of Dead People’s Stuff


4. Leather with history.

鈥淥ur sign reflects exactly who we are: simple, timeless, and authentic. Our crossed-swords logo, which we鈥檝e had for nearly 40 years, quietly welcomes people to a place where things are still made by hand. Our workshop and store sit in a small town, and our sign is meant to blend into that landscape rather than compete with it.鈥 鈥 Owner Garry A. Littleton, , Lynnville, Tennessee

Image Credit: Courtesy of Colonel Littleton


6. Historic rebrand.

鈥淲hen I took over, it was the Hublersburg Hotel and Family Tavern, and it had a reputation as a dive bar. So the change to Hublersburg Inn was an effort to rebrand as a respected dining destination. I updated our sign while keeping the federal style, and added 鈥楽pirited American Cuisine.鈥 It鈥檚 a play on words since we serve upscale American food and the Inn is definitely haunted!鈥 鈥 Owner Andi Heidt, , Hublersburg, Pennsylvania 

Image Credit: Courtesy of Hublersburg Inn


7. Memorably weird.

鈥淭he first thing people usually notice is the name. Long ago, National Lampoon magazine singled the store out for having the worst name for a business. Be that as it may, it鈥檚 a name people don鈥檛 forget. The vibe of our sign is vintage curiosity. We had a sign-maker do it by hand many years ago, and have had it refreshed, but kept it exactly the same. Fans of the store are often seen taking selfies in front of the sign!鈥 鈥 Owners Stephanie and
Aaron Meyerring, ,
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Image Credit: Courtesy of Electric Fetus


8. Magical sparkle.

鈥淲e updated our craft shop鈥檚 logo three years ago, when we moved to a new location. We wanted it to feel whimsical, creative, and kick-ass, and we wanted a big side of magical. It鈥檚 why we added as much literal sparkle as possible.鈥 鈥 Owner Ashley Morken, , Fargo, North Dakota 

Image Credit: Courtesy of Unglued


9. Old name, reimagined.

鈥淲e inherited the name Gadzooks, so the challenge was to honor the 34-year history of the business while refreshing it. We chose a font that denoted 鈥榦pen and friendly,鈥 with a high, thin sans-serif for sophistication. We kept the 鈥榞鈥 lower case for less formality and used American Typewriter for 鈥榮alon鈥 because it鈥檚 old-school and trustworthy.鈥 鈥 Owners Kim and Scott Myles, ,
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Image Credit: Courtesy of Gadzooks Salon

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